My Fellow Ga(Y)te-keepers

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. - Lord Buddha

Thursday 06 October 2011

I AM A MAGNIFICENT CREATION OF THE UNIVERSE...









I AM A MAGNIFICENT CREATION OF THE UNIVERSE. I GROW IN BEAUTY & RADIANCE AS I INCREASE THE FLOW OF LOVE IN ME & BY EXAMPLE TO ALL THAT ARE IN MY VICINITY.



REST IN PEACE: STEVE JOBS


Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.



MANLOVE



You sit between my legs and in my arms' embrace
While you beat your meat and I see your dick from your
personal perspective.


I pinch your nipples, rub your belly, squeeze your chest, run my fingers into your groin while we both gaze in awe and wonder at the piece of wood rising from your nappy pubic forest. 



Wednesday 05 October 2011

HOW TO SUCCEED @ WORK & IN CAREER...



1.     Don’t talk negatively about people behind their backs. If you gossip, people won’t confide in you. Mind your own business. 
2. Try to work for someone who’ll challenge your powers. You’ll learn more in a year than 4 years of college.
3. Successful bosses have good communication skills. They learn from people, including their employees.



THE F WORD: FAMINE IS THE REAL OBSCENITY (INTERNATIONAL VERSION)




ONE’s new film The F Word: Famine is the Real Obscenity isn’t a typical emotional emergency appeal. It’s about focusing the media spotlight on the tragedy unfolding. It’s about building political support in the US and around the world for interventions that will stop the suffering today and break the cycle of famine in the future. Most of all, it’s about taking action — because famine is man-made.



Tuesday 04 October 2011

ESPN MAGAZINE CELEBRATES THE ATHLETIC PHYSIQUE {SANS UNIFORMS}


Expanding on Sports Illustrated‘s ridiculously successful annual swimsuit issue, ESPN: The Magazine is releasing its third-annual “Body Issue”—which celebrates the bare bodies of more than 20 top athletes—on October 7.

Among the sculpted figures in the altogether (save for strategically covered private parts) are the L.A. Clippers’  Blake Griffin, The Mets’ Jose Reyes and Rams running back Steven Jackson, speed skater Apolo Ohno, NHL player Ryan Kesler, UFC champion Jon Jones, race-car driver Helio Castroneves; snowboarder Louie Vito, boxer Sergio Martinez, marathoner Ryan Hall and paralympian Jeremy Campbell. Female models include soccer star Hope Solo, the WNBA’s Sylvia Fowles, snowboarder Gretchen Bleiler and roller-derby queen Suzy Hotrod.

“This is an issue in the short time we’ve been doing it that’s become pretty anticipated,” says ESPN editor Chad Millman. “In terms of the athletes we’ve attracted, we feel like the group is really strong.”

SOURCE: QUEERTY



¿COO COO 4 COCO?




¡CAPTION THIS PLEASE!



Monday 03 October 2011

BLOGGING PERIPHERAL VISION



After blogging for few years, I have developed a survival mechanism I like to call "blogging peripheral vision." What this means is that I can set my attention on the work at hand and still be able to see what's going on around me. The huddled confabs, the whispered asides, the sideways glances, the roll of the eyes, the smirks of disdain, the sulking pouts, the exhalations of disgust, the looks of admiration (few and far between), and the endless variations of body language that reveal impatience, rejection, jealousy, and simple disbelief that I'm in charge and you're not. I see it all. And I don't comment. I just make note of it. Occasionally I will respond in a roundabout fashion that might make you think I'm clairvoyant. I am not. I am simply watching. Just thought you might like to know.


Carry on.



MONDAY MUSICAL MOTIVATION: SOMEONE LIKE YOU


Adele has recently premiered the music video for her latest smash hit single "Someone Like You". The emotional ballad, co-written and co-produced by Dan Wilson and Adele, is the official second single from the British vocal powerhouse’s "21" album. "Someone Like You" has dominated charts worldwide but it has made a particular impact on the US' Hot 100 as it became the first strict ballad to claim the top spot in more than three years! Wow! Go Adele! As for the music video, it was directed by Jake Nava, and in short, it is a black and white production, that follows a Adele wandering the early morning streets of Paris and pining for her long-lost love. Simple but cute at the same time.



Sunday 02 October 2011

¿WHERE DO “JUST” IDEAS COME FROM?




¿WHERE DO “JUST” IDEAS COME FROM?



FROM SOCIAL INTERACTION,



FROM THE FIGHT TO PRODUCE,



FROM SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH,





& FROM THE CLASS STRUGGLE.



WHEN U WERE BORN...



Came across and thought it would be cool to post...When U were born---- very informative

The screen is going to fade to black, have your glasses on, and follow the instructions below.
You'll be pleasantly surprised with this one...
Type the year only!!
Then click the question (?) mark!
Sit back and enjoy!!

Year of your birth



Saturday 01 October 2011

THE DAHL HAUS PRESENTS: CHAOTICALLY BEAUTIFUL











¡CELEBRATING OCTOBER!



SO IN CHANGING THE TONE OF THE BLOG, I PROMISE JEFF (THE OTHER ONE) THAT I'D POST THIS POEM...¡HAPPY OCTOBER!

Desiderata

by Max Ehrmann 1927



THE LIGHT-SIDE OF THE DARK...



To whom it may concern,

The dark side of thegaytekeeper has taken hostage. Do not try to find him. Do not alert the authorities. Until demands are met he will be held on the tropical island of New Providence (Nassau, Bahamas) where he'll be forced to sit on the beach and meditate.

If you hope to get the 'dark side' of thegaytekeeper back, the following is a list of our demand: All the inhumane that live like they're better than the humane MUST donate their soul to humanity. You have from now until the end of time to comply with our demand.

Sincerely,


The 'light-side' of thegaytekeeper



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